Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
this could be misunderstood because i am fairly confident there are dinosaurs in dungeons and dragons but what i am actually saying is that your local d&d home game should in fact have more dinosaurs included as players.
but also dungeons and dinosaurs does sounds totally sweet.
Monday, October 31, 2011
presented without photoshop. sexy dinosaur.
okay so it wouldn't be the same without some photoshop so happy halloween this dino is ready for some treats and tricks.
on a side note, apologies for denver the dinosaur week being cut short due to the nba lockout. the d-man is still ready and eager to show you a world you've never seen before... (of horror...?)
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Monday, October 17, 2011
apparently kirk cameron had a sad birthday. or something. it's okay, it happens! next year will be better. next year your family will book dinosaurs!
maybe if he's lucky they'll even shell out for a party sub next time, but let's not get crazy.
Friday, October 14, 2011
remember survivor? apparently it's still on tv. don't ask me why. they still haven't done a season with dinosaurs. a serious impediment to future success.
with dinosaurs? you can call it survivor. without dinosaurs? it might as well be called campers.
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Monday, October 10, 2011
Friday, October 7, 2011
people always complain about their calls being "redirected to india." so obviously something is broken. like most things, it can be fixed by adding more dinosaurs.
trust me. add dinosaurs to customer service, and no one will ever complain about talking to someone from india ever again. guaranteed.
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Monday, October 3, 2011
Friday, September 30, 2011
okay so i realize i may have terrified everyone's inner-child earlier this week. i get it. the spec script for my re-imagined denver the last dinosaur has been shelved. in its place i present esteban and the raptors, a mariachi band that has taken the mexican musical scene by storm, simply by realizing the obvious truth that what mariachi needs to survive is more dinosaurs.
speaking of which, the raptors are actually looking for a new lead singer. apparently there have been some creative differences between the group and esteban.
it is my understand that they felt that he was better for dinner than singing at dinners.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
look. all i'm saying is that maybe, with some more dinosaurs, this series doesn't have a bajillion sequels.
"wait a second!" you might be saying. "doesn't less movies mean less dinosaurs?" yeah, well, maybe. except let's not forget like ninety-six percent of the dinosaurs in those movies have been found to be imaginary. so there. bring on the raptors.
Monday, September 26, 2011
okay so this show just premiered and honestly I haven't even watched it yet but I am calling this first. before anyone else does. you are going to hear this so much while this show is on the air and officially it was heard here first and everyone else just stole it.
terra nova needs more dinosaurs.
what? a show about dinosaurs needs more dinosaurs? trust me. you will be saying the exact thing.
okay so the pilot might be the exception but understand they spent like the fiscal budget of norway to make that, so let's just see how much money they have left over for dinos the rest of the season.
also speaking of blowing budgets, someone needs to refill their dino image supply after today's spectacle...
Friday, September 23, 2011
that was a big thing when starbucks changed their logo. people are very attached to the symbols of their corporate overlords. so, spoiler alert? the starbucks marketing team has already decided their brand needs more dinosaurs. look for it on a cup coming soon to your local starbucks*.
*starbucks did not pay for this advertisement, but for the record i am willing to put a lot more dinosaurs on their logo for the right price (the right price is dinosaurs).
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
naked scanners? super extensive pat-downs? mandatory cavity searches? no no and no. the security solution the tsa needs to be looking at is more dinosaurs.
my formal proposal to the secretary of homeland security is being processed through official channels as we speak.
my formal proposal is actually just 147 pages of dinosaurs in tsa uniforms.
Monday, September 19, 2011
Sunday, September 18, 2011
it has been revealed to me via netflix that things clearly need more dinosaurs. this was proven when an image was forced upon my pysche that I was not prepared for. yes I knew of sherlock holmes. yes I knew of his many tales, of the many versions of his tales. what i did not know was that dinosaurs were his most perfect adversary. dinosaurs were the truest test of his wit. in this discovery, i realized that sherlock holmes was not alone.
there were a lot of things that needed more dinosaurs.