Monday, October 31, 2011

halloween needs more (sexy?) dinosaurs



presented without photoshop. sexy dinosaur.

okay so it wouldn't be the same without some photoshop so happy halloween this dino is ready for some treats and tricks.

on a side note, apologies for denver the dinosaur week being cut short due to the nba lockout. the d-man is still ready and eager to show you a world you've never seen before... (of horror...?)


Wednesday, October 26, 2011

romantic comedies need more [denver the] dinosaurs

"he's my friend mom! and a WHOLE LOT MORE."

i am a monster.

but seriously who the f wrote those lyrics??

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

action movies need more [denver the] dinosaurs

in honor of a cartoon that realized before its time that saturday mornings needed more dinosaurs, all this week we will honor denver the dinosaur. a true pioneer in putting dinosaurs into ridiculous situations.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

sad keanu reeves needs more dinosaurs


any meme that's already been done to death can be improve by the addition of dinosaurs.

volcanoes don't hurt either.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

project runway needs more dinosaurs


this week's guest judge is known for her stylish tri-horn design, which has managed to stay in vogue for decades

billions of millions of decades.

Monday, October 17, 2011

kirk cameron's birthday party needs more dinosaurs

apparently kirk cameron had a sad birthday. or something. it's okay, it happens! next year will be better. next year your family will book dinosaurs!

maybe if he's lucky they'll even shell out for a party sub next time, but let's not get crazy.

Friday, October 14, 2011

survivor needs more dinosaurs


remember survivor? apparently it's still on tv. don't ask me why. they still haven't done a season with dinosaurs. a serious impediment to future success.

with dinosaurs? you can call it survivor. without dinosaurs? it might as well be called campers.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

80s sitcoms need more dinosaurs


maybe we'd be in season thirty-one of dougie howser md if they had added dinosaurs to the cast.

of course it'd never make it to thirty-one seasons. i'm sure dr dino & vinnie would have had its own spinoff around season 11.

Monday, October 10, 2011

Friday, October 7, 2011

customer service needs more dinosaurs

people always complain about their calls being "redirected to india." so obviously something is broken. like most things, it can be fixed by adding more dinosaurs.

trust me. add dinosaurs to customer service, and no one will ever complain about talking to someone from india ever again. guaranteed.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

clubs need more dinosaurs


do you even know what the underground dinosaur club scene is like?

let me just say this: whole new definition for bringing the roof down.

Monday, October 3, 2011

courtrooms need more dinosaurs

in bulgaria all courtrooms are run by judicial dinosaurs. cases rarely reach courtrooms.

when they do, they receive dinojustice. just watch this foreclosure case.

courtrooms need more dinosaurs